my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
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Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
Why can’t it be both?
Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off
And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes
"Conceal don’t feel"
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