The best Pokemon name in the world.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
I’ve literally done exactly this before
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
How can you see into my eyes like open doors
trying to pee with a boner
the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
daddy makes the perfect bun
omg this is the cutest thing
tell me something nice you did today
Didn’t jack off to hentai
proud of you buddy
look at Daniel pulling Rupert away in the last one
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